Aug 21, 2014

I had a dream last night that I was cruising along a hilly road in a mostly residential area. I was driving a right-hand-drive car (didn’t realize till I woke up though, because having a right-hand-drive in the US is no the norm). I was getting pulled over my a cop on a motorcycle, and he oddly had a handheld stop sign when I looked in my mirrors. We pull over to a larger residential street. The cop got off his bike, put his sign down, and the cop turned out to be Fred Armisen. He told me he pulled me over for “slightly speeding.” We then proceeded to have a gay time together, and he let me ride on the front of his motorcycle. I don’t think he ever gave me that ticket…

The End.

Jul 14, 2014

I had a dream last night that I was having an argument with somebody about fried chicken. I don’t remember the conversation really, other than that my final words were, “That is not fried chicken.” I was also eating fried chicken at the time of the argument.

The End.

Jul 8, 2014

I had a dream last night where I was insanely mad at Jack in the Box for forgetting my simple, small order (prob tacos and ranch lol). After waiting a good amount of time, I got back in line and asked about my order. They responded that I had to wait other 15 minutes or so (I dunno, felt like longer and 15 minutes seems like absurd amount of time waiting for two fucking tacos and ranch), and I said “BULLSHIT IM LEAVING,” went to another Jack in the Box, ordered again, and talked trash about first location to them. Then I woke up.

The End.

Straight out of a magazine — photo cred: @protagonise
Jan 18, 2014

Straight out of a magazine — photo cred: @protagonise

We’re bad. #shenanigans
Jan 18, 2014

We’re bad. #shenanigans

I was told I could sit here… — photo cred: @protagonise
Jan 5, 2014 / 1 note

I was told I could sit here… — photo cred: @protagonise

#sunset in Emeryville #nofilter
Jan 5, 2014 / 1 note

#sunset in Emeryville #nofilter

#bouldering at #indianrock #berkeley — photo cred: @protagonise
Jan 5, 2014 / 1 note

#bouldering at #indianrock #berkeley — photo cred: @protagonise

One of my faves #expertspotter @dungino — photo cred: @protagonise #heythatsmybutt
Jan 2, 2014

One of my faves #expertspotter @dungino — photo cred: @protagonise #heythatsmybutt

Goodnight and happy new year world! It was a great start so far. #goldengate #goldengatebridge
Jan 2, 2014 / 1 note

Goodnight and happy new year world! It was a great start so far. #goldengate #goldengatebridge

Jan 1, 2014 / 1 note

Too short for this foot hold business thing. :l

Why hello there handsome… 😊
Dec 17, 2013

Why hello there handsome… 😊

Dec 7, 2013 / 2 notes
#bouldering #castlerock #triforce #nomorefingerprints
Nov 30, 2013 / 1 note

#bouldering #castlerock #triforce #nomorefingerprints

Mmm #chalky #canon #G15
Nov 29, 2013 / 1 note

Mmm #chalky #canon #G15